Simon cracks me up

I love that story my mate Simon (Bates) tells about the dumb Texan. You know, the one who says England's full of 'baby killers' and how England's going to be overrun by the 'Moslem bad guys'. It's so straight from myopic American central casting, it's hilarious! It's almost hard to believe. But you see, knowing Simon, he just wouldn't make something like that up!