Monday, January 24, 2011

Congratulations Age

A very informative letters page today, dealing comprehensively with the problems of climate change, the negative impact of the grand prix, the need for new taxes, and Tony Abbott's hypocrisy. It was very pleasing to see not a single reactionary viewpoint slip through.

12 comments:

  1. We must ensure, Comrade, that no oil-hungry capitalist pigs are ever heard!

    Viva la Soviet Union and Communist Paradise!

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  2. Excellent Marxist sodden leftism! You are an excellent comrade! Your narcissistic control freak moral vanity is complete! Outstanding logical fallacy cognitive dissonance! Forward to socialist Utopian bankruptcy via brilliant Soviet passive indoctrination! Forward to the peoples firing squads! More Gulags for leftist freedom!

    The left DO love a diversity of their own unread laughable opinions only, as you clearly do. You're a phony and a creep. No, really. Colonel Neville. zombietime com thepeoplescube com lookingattheleft com iowahawk typepad com Tim Blair blog steynonline com michellelmalkin com colonelrobertneville blogspot com

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  3. Gee, I wonder if the reason The Age subscription is down to around 145,000 with 40,000 being give aways, is because the utterly unreadable mega biased leftard anti Semitic jihad lovin Al Age caters to people like YOU? Golly, I believe so. Please, carry on. Here's some more slogans to help you.

    "Denounce all thought criminals who question the current truth of inevitable socialist revolution! Total conformity to leftism is freedom! Ecofascism Gaia worship will triumph over the inferior individual! Down with capitalist Ferrari!"

    No, really. Colonel Neville.

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  4. Wow Robert ... I mean Mr Colonel ... you certainly know how to make a splash!

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  5. Yes, it's terrible when people one hates or disagrees with -- you know, *reactionaries* -- get to say stuff.

    Voltaire once said, "Uncertainty is uncomfortable, but certainty is absurd." Well, that's fine for people who are so weak that they examine their thinking from time to time; pretend-intellectuals like us are perfectly comfortable in our mindless, religious certainty. If you disagree I don't want to hear it.

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  6. Yes! I agree! We must silence all opposition! The ideas of conservatives must not be heard! They are just too logical! Our ideas must be the only ones heard!

    Viva La Revolution!

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  7. Hey, thanks. Yes, always bring a towel, I say. No, really. Colonel Neville.

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  8. Just like The Age to ensure a broad section of the community is represented - provided that's a broad section of Eltham.

    They would no doubt claim they only publish the 'best' letters. Time for a rotation of editors perhaps?

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  9. PS: I think Colonel Neville may have got the wrong end of the stick - although it's sometimes hard to tell with him!

    Colonel, I think you'll find James was being critical of The Age rather than congratulating them. No, really....

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  10. Haha Adrian "broad section of Eltham" - indeed!

    Quite honestly I'm not sure of Colonel's take on the blog - which makes it intriguing - maybe it's a sort of double bluff!

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  11. I call Neville's "double bluff" and denounce "wrong end of the stick" counter revolutionary Colonel Neville! He is a phony and a creep! Forward to the glorious peoples Utopia of revolutionary Eltham! Down with Neville!

    Yep, I almost got this swingin' blog title is an ironic critique of The Age. "My Friends At The Age". Also, I just don't get it. Or do? Or don't I? Did I? Can I? And yet...No, really. Colonel Neville.

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  12. Thought criminal Colonel Neville confess's! He DID get the wrong end of the stick. I of course had nothing to do with it. I blame late night blog commenting which leads to a lack of qwility cantral. Please consider all embarrasing errors as insights into the effects of sleep deprivation. No, really. Colonel Neville.

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